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Bird Routine Books!

"FEATHER FEATURES" Steve Engle shares 8 funny Bird routines! - $7
1. My standard Routine, 2. Special Song Intros, 3. Bird Song, 4. Love Birds, 5. A Cold In The Beak, 6. The Messenger Corps, 7. Limp Feathers, 8. The Ventriloquist

This book contains 8 funny routines with songs, a bird with a cold in its beak, a depressed bird and some tongue twisters.


"BIRD WORDS from the WORD" (Gospel routines) - $7
1. Talk is Cheep - Preparing for the return of Jesus,
2. The Song Bird -The advantages of teamwork, 3. Wanted: A place with space - Building lives upon Jesus, 4. To Mimic or Not to Mimic - God created each person special, 5. The Talent Search -Christian Service, 6. The Vacation - Evangelism and Missions, 7. Two Different Worlds - Preparing for heaven and eternity, 8. High Flight - Consistent, steadfast living, 9. Totally Religious - Salvation, 10. Old Wives Tales - Rejoicing at all times, 11. Fueled For Flight - God's Word, our strength, 12. Ruffled Feathers - Living by the Golden Rule.

This book contains 12 Funny Gospel scripts that have a great way of sharing Gods Word.


"BIRDS OF A FEATHER"
9 bird routines. Mixed subjects - $7
1. Fowl Business,
2. Condor Comments, 3. Fowl Talk, 4. Duck Luck, 5. A Visit to the Vet, 6. Charlie's Egg-spert Advice, 7. I'm a Humdinger, 8. A Trip to the North Pole, 9. The Jolly Green Parrot,

This book contains 9 funny scripts about your bird going to the doctors & vet, a duck saying he is a prince locked in a ducks body and a bird being a hummer.


"FROM THE BIRDS" 8 New Bird Routines - you can't have enough! -$7
1. Preface,
2. Bird Feed, 3. Chicketa, 4. Mac and The Parrot Family, 5. I’m No Do-Do, 6. I’m Laying for that Guy, 7. It’s Ducky Here, 8. Birds Don’t Talk, 9. More Bird Laughs

This book contains 9 more funny scripts about birds. Did you know that there are an estimated 400,000,000,000 (that is four hundred billion) birds in the world. Is it any wonder bird puppets are popular.


"EGG LAYING GAGS" Funny bits to do with a bird puppet and egg. -$7
Includes Egg Laying Gags,
.Egg Laying Routines, The Egg Leg Drop & Additional Resources for Bird Puppets

This book contains a variety of comedy egg laying gags that require simple visual props. Keep the appropriate prop close at hand, ready for use at the proper moment during the show.


Think of these books as a starting point for your own writing. Routine books are worth 10 times what you pay for them if you get just one idea for a routine or a new concept for a character....and you'll get much more than that in these books!
Don't miss our AxTrax interractive routines on CD!  These routines include music, sound effects and an optional voice of the puppet on digitally mastered CD's. more...
Animal Routine Books!

"ANIMAL DOUBLETALK" - $7
This book contains 9 funny routines for a variety of Puppets, a Cat, a Pig, a Horse, a Reindeer, a Dog, a Rabbit and a Frog.

1. Purr-fect (for a Cat)
2. In a Pigs Eye (for a Pig)
3. Horace the Horse (for a Horse)
4. Here Doggy (for a Dog)
5. Night Before Christmas (reindeer)
6. Egg-Zactly Right (for a Chicken)
7. Hare Raising Experience (for A Rabbit)
8. Harvey Houndog (for a Dog)
9. Jump to it (for a Frog)

"DINOSAUR TALES" (Hard to find Dino routines) - $7
1. Dino Shorts
2. Dinky Dino
3. Dino Rhymes
4. Dino Song
5. Dino Surprise
6. Short Dinos
7. Alpha-Saurus
8. Alpha- Saurus Poem
9. Dino Shorts
10. More Shorts

This book contains 10 routines for Dinosaurs with Jokes, Rhymes, Poems and a Song.


"TALK TO THE ANIMALS" - $7
1. Dog Gone (Routine for a Dog figure)
2. Sic Dog (Routine for a Dog figure)
3. Dog Jokes (Short Misc. Lines)
4. Routine for a Monkey
5. Bossy the Cow
6. Routine for Bird figure
7. Additional Egg laying Gags (for Bird figure)
8. Sharkey the Shark

This book contains 8 funny routines with jokes for a Dog, a Monkey, a Cow, a Bird and a Shark.


"ANIMAL ADVENTURES". - $7
1. It’s a Dog’s Life
2. Easter Rabbit or Easter Resurrection
3. Lion Trouble
4. Smart Bird…Smart Bird
5. You Must Be Born Again
6. Little in the Kingdom

This book contains 6 Gospel routines about Happiness, Easter, Prayer, Trusting in the Lord and how God knows everyone of us.

"ANIMAL SENSE AND NONSENSE" -$7
1. God Protects Skunks
2. I’m Famouse
3. He was no Chicken
4. A whale of a Fish Story
5. Monkeying Around
6. Birds and the Bible
7. Dogs Don’t Go to Heaven

This book contains 7 routines that are written to help the Ventriloquists use animal puppets to teach Biblical lessons or to spread the Gospel.

Educational Show Resource Books
"Say NO" Steve Engle, Funny rewritten nursery rhymes for safety, health and environment.  $7

Table of Content

1. Humpty Dumpty – This Rhyme could be used in a message on safety.

2. Little Miss Muffet – The following can be used to introduce the dangers on inhaling hairspray and sniffing glue. (Which are serious problems)

3. Jack and Jill – Teaches Children techniques to use when confronted by a person or situation they want to get away from.

4. Old Mother Hubbard – Children are never responsible for the serious problems of their parents such as alcohol, drug abuse or divorce.

5. Jack Be Nimble – The following illustrates there are external consequences to taking drugs as well as internal.

6. Old King Cole – Anti-smoking is another important message.

7. Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star – Use for Ecology themes.

8. Little Jack Horner – Recycling has become a way of life for many.

9. Rhymes Alone


"DOUBLE TALK ABOUT HEALTH" NEW! Educational Health topics  $7

"USING MAGIC TO PREVENT DRUG ABUSE" Stan Davis, Good for building a puppet show also.  Learn why teens take drugs and present shows that help prevent it.  This book is $10

"MOTHER GOOSE SAFETY NURSERY RHYMES" Steve Engle, Funny rewritten nursery rhymes for more safety themes.  $7

Still More Routine Books!

"BIRTHDAY ADVENTURES" (6 birthday routines) -$7

"DIVINE COMEDY" Vent Puppets in the Pulpit by Steve Engle -$7

"TELL ME A STORY GRAMPS" (7 routines for old men) - $7

"THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO" 7 Humorous routines for church workers.$7

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