RODNEY RABBIT Puppet by Axtell Expressions

See this video of Billy Wiz using our Rabbit!

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? ...He's the Easter Bungee!

Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? ...It was an inn-grown hare!

Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it's owner? ...It was a bad hare day!

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? ...Alike did was stand around making faces.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit? ...He was a millionhare!

Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? ...Why? Do I look like one?

How are rabbits like calculators? ...They can multiply real fast.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? ...Look for gray hares.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?? ...Look for gray hares.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? ...It was won by a hare!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? ...It had a lot of hare pins!

How do rabbits get to work? ...By rabbit transit!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? ...Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses?

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? ...Did you ever see a rabbit wearing glasses?

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? ...You can smell the carrots on his breath.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? ...When it has hares in it.

How do you make a rabbit fast? ...Don't feed it.

How do you make a rabbit float? ...Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? ...A receding hare line.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation? ...One with a hoppy ending.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? ...Thistle have to do!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? ...Join the Hare Force.

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? ...Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? ...Hare today, gone tomorrow.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? ...Deviled eggs!

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? ...A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What do rabbits get when it rains? ...Wet.

What do rabbits have that no other animals have? ...Baby rabbits.

What do rabbits put in their computers? ...Hoppy disks!

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? ...A runny bunny.

What do you call a dumb bunny? ...A hare brain.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? ...Warren !

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? ...Wheelburrows!

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas? ...Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? ...A dumb bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? ...A hip hopper.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? ...A funny bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? ...A yeaster bunny!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ...Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? ...A bare hare.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? ...A tender, loving hare.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? ...Hoppy-go-lucky.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? ...A hare-cut.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? ...Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an unusual rabbit? ...A rare hare.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? ...A hare dare.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? ...Rabbits habits.

What do you do with a blue rabbit? ...Cheer him up.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? ...A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? ...A bunion.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? ...A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? ...A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? ...A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? ...A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a comedian? ...A funny bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? ...A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? ...An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? ...A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? ...A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? ...You know you need a psychiatrist!

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing ...A harenet.

What game do bunnies like best? ...Hopscotch.

What happened when five hundred hares got loose? ...The police had to comb the area.

What has two fuzzy pink ears and writes? ...A ballpoint bunny.

What is a rabbit after it is five days old? ...Six days old.

What is a rabbit's favorite dance? ...The bunny hop.

What is a rabbit's favorite dessert? ...A hopsicle.

What is a twip? ...A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

What is furry, has two thousand eyes, and eats carrots? ...One thousand rabbits.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote ...One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What is the difference between a rabbit and a flea? ...A rabbit can have fleas, but a flea can't have rabbits.

What is white, with long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? ...Two white rabbits on roller skates.

What job do rabbits at hotels have? ...Bellhop.

What kind of books do rabbits read? ...The ones with hoppy ending!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive ...Hop rods.

What kind of rabbits live at the North Pole? ...Lost rabbits.

What kinds of rabbits eat with their ears ...All rabbits eat with their ears, they can't take them off.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home ...A search warren!

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? ...A harebrush.

What sort of exercises do rabbits do ...Hareobics!

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? ...Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What's a rabbits' favorite book ...Hop on Pop.

What's a rabbits' favorite dance ...The bunny hop.

What's a rabbits' favorite movie ...Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What's a rabbits' favorite musical ...Hare.

What's a rabbits' favorite song ..."Hoppy Birthday to You."

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show ...Hoppy Days.

What's a rabbits' favourite car ...Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

What's the best way to catch a rabbit? ...Hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot.

What's the best way to catch a tame rabbit ...The tame way, unique up on him.

What's the best way to catch a tame rabbit? ...The tame way, unique up on him.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit ...Unique up on him

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? ...Unique up on him.

What's the difference between a hare and a mare? ...One letter.

What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy? ...What's a mattababy? ...Nothing. What's the matter with you?

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? ...Haremail.

When do rabbits have buck teeth? ...When their parents won't get them braces

When do rabbits wear green overalls? ...When their blue ones are in the laundry.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? ...When it's on the train.

When is an elephant like a cute little bunny rabbit? ...When he's wearing his cute little bunny-rabbit suit.

Where do Easter bunnies dance? ...At the basketball.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? ...On their bunnymoon.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? ...In a pellet court!

Where do you find rabbits? ...Wherever you leave them!

Which rabbit is a famous comedian? ...Bob Hop.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? ...Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? ...Amelia Harehart.

Which rabbit was in Western movies? ...Hopalong Cassidy.

Which rabbits have the smallest feet? ...The smallest rabbits.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? ...Bunny and Clyde.

Which side of a rabbit has the most fur? ...The outside.

Why are rabbits like calculators? ...They both multiply a lot.

Why are rabbits never gold? ...How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long? ...Because then it would be a foot.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? ...He didn't have the hare fare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? ...Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? ...He needed the hare.

Why did the dirty rabbit cross the road twice? ...He was a dirty double-crosser.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? ...Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? ...He was Hop-ing along!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? ...Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the rabbit plant two dozen vegetables in a circle?...He wanted a 24 carrot ring!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? ...He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the rabbit wear red suspenders? ...To keep his pants up.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?...They wanted a better celery!

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? ...For hare care.

Why don't rabbits finish college? ...Because they don't finish high school.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? ...It has 4 rabbits' feet.

My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? ...Because I am.

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? ...Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

Rabbit: Doctor, I have carrots growing out of my ears. Doctor: Yes, I see. How did that happen? ...Rabbit: I don't know. I planted lettuce.

Rabbit: Doctor, I'm feeling funny today. What should I do? ...Doctor: Go on television.

Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? ...Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? ...I believe he's eating your lettuce.

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? ...The rabbit had two b's already.

A rabbit and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid? ...The duck because he had the bill.

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? ...Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

Can you say "Richard and Robert had a rabbit" without using the "r" sound? ...No. Can you? ...Sure. Dick and Bob had a bunny.

Vent: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? ...Rodney: Seven!

Vent: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? ...Rodney: Seven!

Vent: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? ...Rodney: Six.

Vent: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? ...Rodney: Seven!

Vent: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? ...Rodney: Did ya count Me!!