Mario Cadieux with the Lemur and Axtell Coloring Book!
|The Lemur Puppet is featured as one of the characters in our Axtell Magic Coloring Book. You can do this magic trick and "force" the LEMUR page.... as your audience's choice for your next character...then the fun begins!
See the Axtell Coloring Book here!
Eddie Siller and Lemur
I once owned 100 Lemmings. When the oldest one matured I told him it was time he moved on with his life and found a place of his own. The next day they were all gone! People have trouble believing this, but I can prove it. If you visit my house you won't see a single Lemming left!
Lemur: People wonder why we have a tail with black stripes circling it. It is because vertical stripes make us look heavy.
Lemur: I once worked at a country club in England. I got a job as a croquet post. After that I traveled with a carnival. I ran the ring toss game.
Vent: What makes you special?
Lemur: I'm cute.
Vent: I notice that you are different from most animals.
Lemur: Yes. I'm cuter.
Vent: Is there something you can do better than other animals?
Lemur: LOOK GOOD!
Vent: Is there a reason that you have yellow eyes?
Lemure: Yes. If I didn't, I couldn't see where I'm going.
Vent: But why are they yellow?
Lemur: I was up all night!
Vent: Wouldn't they be red?
Lemur: Actually, I'm a lemur. We stay up all night. "We like to party, party..."
Vent: So what do you do during the day?
Lemur: I sleep.
Vent: But it's daytime right now.
Lemur: It is? (Crashes into a heap and snores.)