Elephant Puppet by Axtell

Aaaaaa CHOOO!!!! Nothing quite as bad as an elephant with a cold!

The elephant turns on the vacuum! Press your tongue against your cheeck and pull back and forth...Hey let go!

Elephant Sounds!

Elephant Facts

Could be used with Republican Political Rallies!

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SQUIRTER IDEA (use distilled water).

Great idea! You could even set it up with the classic "drinking water while doing vent" bit... then do a double-take and have the elephant squirt water at you... Kids especially would love that!

Kenneth M.F. McGrath

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Names....

Harry Elephante' - submitted by Sandy Kramer
(Email your name ideas to Steve!)

Jokes

Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.

E = Elephant V=Ventriloquist

E-When I was just a little elephant....
V-That would be a calf....
E-A calf?
V-Yes and when you grow up you will be a cow....
E- Oh no--EAT MORE CHICKEN!!!!!EAT MORE CHICKEN!!!!!
V-No..not a moo cow---That's just what you call a female elephant. (submitted by Denise Ivy)

Q: Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled
A: Because if they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirins.

More Elephant Jokes....

Still More Elephant Jokes (Google) ....

Denise Ivy and her Elephant!

"She is marvelous, she really is adorable--and everyone that comes in contact with her- loves her---and she IS very light---one of the best things to do with her is sneeze--it is sooo adorable because her ears flap------Denise Ivy

Mexican Paco Derm from Davedv

Photo by Al Good

Peanut is unforgettable, carries his own trunk, and charges nothing. What more could a vent ask for?... and I've herd that even though peanut has had a shell-tered life, he's ready for big top performances.<Tusk, tusk... that last part was rather irr-elephant. Kind of makes me think of Carol Burnett's old tarzan yell... but better not tug on Peanut's ear to say goodbye, he might spray water on ya'! Actually in the summer, that might not be so bad... Lots of great potential material!

Kenneth M.F. McGrath
ventriloquism.ca

Bob Abdou and Tiny!

I have been using the elephant everyday and it is a winner! I did a tv spot.... with the elephant and that went over great!

Elephant Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia!

Jose assembles elephants

Bob Abou's Tiny the elephant with jumbo peanuts

Christine and her customized Elephant "Squirt"

Joe Gandleman cools off the audience.

Bob Abdou and Tiny, adult runner up in the Axtell Video Contest!