Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

More of these with answers from famous people!

Here are song files you can download!

Get ideas from the Kids Movie - Chicken Run

Make jokes about McDonald's Chicken "McNuggets" (Chickens have Nuggets?)

EGG Laying Gags book!

Have your chicken lay a rubber egg on stage. It's very funny.....

Ventriloquist Col Bill Boley had a very funny Egg laying routine with his bird puppet. You can get recordings of his routine from Maher Studios.

"There's something about chickens kids LOVE. One audience broke out into a CHICKEN FRENZY! Hard to cry FOWL with a reaction like that."

Steve Petruzella

Egg - citing
Egg - zactly
Egg - zausting
Egg - ceptional
Egg - cetra.....!