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Need a voice for the Bulldog Puppet? AxTrax Wide Open Routines have 5 voices to choose from on each CD. One of the voices is the "gruff" voice, perfect for Butch. Check out AxTrax Puppet voices on CD here!
From: "Kevin Karter
I wonder if other bulldogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner
"My bulldog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
-- Joe Weinstein
"Some days you're the bulldog, some days you're the hydrant."-- Unknown
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
-- James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce
Tough Guy!
Spike!
Bully!
Hates dog food!
Hates cats!
Bad to the Bone!
I Wanna Be a Dog ---
SONG BY-- Barry Louis Polisar
Oh I wanna be a dog, I wanna wag my tail
Chase cars, knock over garbage cans
Bite the lady that brings me the mail
Oh I wanna be a dog, I wanna big wet nose
I wanna chase French poodles and basset hounds
And look for telephone poles
Refrain:
Oh I wanna have dog breath, I wanna learn to growl
Scratch fleas and ticks, and run after sticks
The moon's gonna make me howl
Oh I wanna be a dog, I wanna dig big holes
I wanna run on the street, get mud on my feet
And put them all over your clothes
(Refrain)
Oh I wanna be a dog, I wanna lie around
being human these days is getting a little crazy
I just wanna be a hound
(Refrain )
Special thanks to David Goboff
Need a pre-recorded voice for this Bulldog Puppet? AxTrax Wide Open Routines have 5 voices to choose from on each CD. The Gruff Voice on the Wide Open CDs will work great! Check out AxTrax Puppet voice CDs here!
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his Bulldog, Rocko
