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These are all professional routines, music and sound effects. All produced by Axtell Entertainment. Each of the routines contains a complete routine including sound effects and music as well as the character's voice. (You use your own voice to speak during the routine!)
Non-ventriloquists If you are not a vent - AxTrax routines will help you entertain with our puppets! Just learn your lines - and perform your part live - interacting with the prerecorded routines! The characters voice is on the recording. You learn your lines by listening to the rehearsal track and reading the script. Then you perform with the performance track, which does NOT have your voice on it - only the puppets! You use your own voice on stage and interact with the recording while performing the puppet's movements!
For Ventriloquists too! We have put all the music and sound effects separately on each CD as well, so you can perform these great routines by using all your own voices!
Our NEW "AxTrax Wide-Open" have 5 character voice choices on each routine to choose from, and are not specific to any puppet. They are general comedy and you can use most any Axtell puppet with AxTrax Wide-Open routines! Questions? Email us!
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We can produce and record custom AxTrax just for you. Custom Routines from your script, or we can write what you need.
CUSTOM INTROS!
In Any of our Character voices! Family material only.
Email Steve for more info.
Wide Open - for use with ANY puppet.
Each routine has 5 voices to choose from!
Original AxTrax - Specifically for a few select products (Bird or Magic Board, etc.).
Only 1 voice choice per routine.
These routines are not specific to a bird puppet, or a human etc. These routines are "wide-open" to work with almost any character in our catalog! There is no reference to the puppet's looks, species or sex...just a very funny routine between you and the puppet. They focus on situation comedy that is broad enough to be able to include almost any character that will fit any one of our 5 pre-recorded voices. If you can't find a voice match for your puppet in the 5 available, or already have a character voice you do, our AxTrax Wide Open music & sound effects are available seperately for you to produce your own recording in your own character voice! The possible solutions are endless..
...that's why this collection is "Wide - Open"...Duh!
LISTEN to the 5 WIDE-OPEN voices NOW!
(Click on each voice to hear an audio clip from "I'm So Hungry")
1. Goofy character
(in the above sample of the Goofy voice, you will also hear your "reference" voice, the part you will do.
The following performance samples do not)
2. Bright character
3. Gruff character
4. Lazy character
5. Girl character
SCRIPT FOR THIS AUDIO CLIP
PUPPET: I'm sorry it's just that I was so hungry...
YOU: Now, you are going to have to stop using those words.
PUPPET: What words?
YOU: "I'm Hungry".
PUPPET: Me too! (Singing) I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, I could eat most any...mmmmm..mmm.
YOU: (put your hand over his mouth)
The first 6 Wide Open
Scripts here in PDF format.
You'll need Adobe Acrobat
to read them.
You ask your puppet how their day has gone. They reply that it's been just the same old boring day like any other day, that is until you ask a few more questions! Your character takes you on a wild, crazy adventure as you probe deeper. Packed with sound effects and the song "Today Was Just Like Any Other Day".
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
A Real Job!
Your puppet is tired of entertaining and wants to go out into the world and get a "real" job! You discuss some different jobs with them (each with job-related sound effects) and they soon realize after some exhausting calamities, that this job of entertaining isn't bad after all! Features a mini-song "If I Could Do Anything, What Would I Be?".
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
Birthday Party! Mp3 only
A funny birthday party routine with lots of talk about parties, gifts and cake! The puppet however has a bad habit of singing at the wrong times! Features a Birthday Rap song.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Jingle Bells!
A Christmas show full of singing! Similar to our very popular previous AxTrax "Christmas Bird" routine (for Vern only) we have now made it "Wide Open" for all puppets! The puppet is supposed to sing "Jingle Bells" but continually forgets the words. You have to help them with each phrase and finally..they get it...WRONG! (Note: we have another CD called Christmas Bird that also has just the Goofy voice for a bird singing Jingle bells. This CD "Jingle Bells" is the Wide open version with 5 voices to choose from)
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
I'm So Hungry!
The puppet tries to do the show you have planned but can't because they are "SO HUNGRY!". You try and try to get back on track but it's impossible! Nothing you try will work. Features the song, "I'm So Hungry!".
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
Stop the Hiccups!
One of our most popular previous Vern AxTrax is now Wide-Open after many requests! Now any puppet can do this hilarious routine. The puppet takes a drink of your water and gets the hiccups. You try everything, a bag, hypnotism and finally you SCARE them! It works...but now YOU get the hiccups!
Freatures the song "I Love to Sing". (Note: We also have a bird CD called simply "Hiccups" with just the Goofy bird voice on it. This CD "Stop the Hiccups" has 5 voices on it and is a different routine.)
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
Boo! Halloween Trick-or-Treat Safety
The Puppet comes out wearing a mask, trying to scare you with a "Boo!" Full of great spooky sound effects, this routine shows your puppet excited to go out trick or treating, but you are able to teach all the safety tips to have a SAFE Halloween. Includes a spooky funny song too, packed with halloween fun!
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
Reading is a Treasure!
The Puppet comes out reading a book! You try to move the book but he follows it, up down above. (very funny)...finally you close the book and the hilarious comedy begins as the puppet begs you to finish the page, but you finally re-direct him to sing a song...and he sings.....ABOUT THE BOOK! Really encourages reading.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
OUCH! Bicycle Safety
The Puppet comes out wearing a bandage on it's head. You find out he fell off a bike and you start to teach him some helmet safety points but the puppet keeps interrupting you thinking it knows everything you are going to say. Finally after several points (hands on the handlebars, wear a helmet, etc. the puppet sings a funny song.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
More AxTrax Wide-Open routines to come! What do you need? Make your suggestion here.
Stranger Danger
The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical...schools will love this.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
7....8.....BULLY
The Puppet and you talk about Bullies and what to do when you tangle with one. Funny approach and not too heavy.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Love One Another
(This is the general version - also see Gospel version below)
The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical...schools will love this.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Click here!
GOSPEL / CHURCH SERIES - WIDE OPEN
These next AxTrax for church workers also have 5 different voices available.
Worship or Worry?
Your puppet is very distracted as you try to give a presentation on worship. There's a very funny song about all the crazy things they are thinking about. You help them forget their worries and get back into the spirit of worshiping God. Perfect light-hearted lead-in to a family or children's worship service.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
No-Noah!
Your puppet is so excited by a Bible Story they interrupt you to tell you all about it! This AxTrax is full of sound effects as a funny story of Noah unfolds. There is a fun original song in it called, "It Rained and Rained". Good for stimulating interest in Bible reading.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
I Love Christmas!
This routine has everything you want for a church Christmas program...the puppet tells you the Christmas Story using the funny "That's good/That's bad" routine concept... while singing bits and pieces from classic Christmas songs (of course he gets a few things mixed up). Holiday hilarity and a magical message!
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
Excited About Easter!
This routine starts out with the puppet so excited they just go nuts singing a song "I'm so excited"....You ask why they are so excited and the puppet makes you guess! You reluctantly go along with the game, guessing this or that incorrectly. The puppet continues to interrupt you by singing the songs a few times, until finally you come to realize they are excited about Easter! Not just the eggs and candy but the true Easter story of Jesus.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Buy CD available while supplies last - $19.95 plus shipping
Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
Love One Another
(This is the Gospel version - there is also a general version of this above)
The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical...schools will love this.
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)
| PERFORMANCE MP3 | BUY |
| Goofy Voice | |
| Bright Voice | |
| Gruff Voice | |
| Lazy Voice | |
| Girl Voice | |
| Music & SFX Only |
Click here for info on the Lion puppet
The Lord's Prayer
This forgetful lion has a bunch of songs that he sings to remember things, but they are all silly! Like "Breathe in, Breathe out" or "I'm a Lion"! You just about give up on him until he tells you he has a song to remember the Lord's Prayer! Wow! That's even hard for YOU to do. He teaches you and the audience a very fun rap song to help us all remember! Real Fun!
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
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Goofy Bird Series
The Rope Trick
You try to show off your trained bird by teaching him a rope trick - what a mistake! Everything goes crazy! Your audience will love his looney song "I am a Bird!". Very very funny.
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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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OR on CD complete with Rehearsal track, Performance Track and Sound Effects/Music
Available on CD while supplies last - $14.95 plus shipping
Happy Bird-day
Confused bird thinks this birthday party is a BIRD-day party for him! - He jokes and sings "Happy Bird - Day!" Don't let your next birthday party show be without this!
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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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AxTrax on MP3
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
On CD complete with Rehearsal track, Performance Track and Sound Effects/Music
Available on CD while supplies last - $14.95 plus shipping
Christmas Bird
Your goofy bird tries to sing "Jingle Bells" but he forgets the words....so you help him and it ends up in a very funny routine! Bonus! Original Christmas music medley included to be a background to your show any way you need!
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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AxTrax on MP3
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BUY |
| Performance Track $9.95 (without your part recorded, ready to perform live) |
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
On CD complete with Rehearsal track, Performance Track and Sound Effects/Music
Available on CD while supplies last - $14.95 plus shipping
The Hiccups
This silly bird takes a drink of water and gets the hiccups! You try everything, breathing into a bag....hypnotism...but they won't go away.....finally you have him try to break a glass by singing like an opera singer.......hilarious!
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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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AxTrax on MP3
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BUY |
| Performance Track $9.95 (without your part recorded, ready to perform live) |
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
On CD complete with Rehearsal track, Performance Track and Sound Effects/Music
Available on CD while supplies last - $14.95 plus shipping
A fire prevention routine for Dusty the Dragon. He thinks he's the only smoke smeller alive and is devastated when you show and demonstrate a household smoke detector. The fun begins when you build up his self-esteem and he helps you explain fire safety! Co-written by Steve Axtell and Ken Landsberg, Fire Education Specialist. (Note - we use the "GOOFY VOICE" in our AxTrax Wide Open CDs, so you can use Dusty with any of those funny routines as well as with this Fire Education routine!)
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
Buy individual Mp3 tracks for INSTANT DOWNLOAD at check out!
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AxTrax on MP3
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BUY |
| Performance Track $9.95 (without your part recorded, ready to perform live) |
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
On CD complete with Rehearsal track, Performance Track and Sound Effects/Music
Available on CD while supplies last - $14.95 plus shipping
Magic Drawing Board Series
Click here to learn about the board.
If you don't get anything else on your visit....get the Magic Drawing Board along with these AXTRAX!
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$9.95 as Mp3 Download.
Art-O-Matic
The hilarious "art lessons on tape". Follow the funny lessons trying to make a realistic drawing step-by-step but you fail. However, believe it or not, the cartoon comes to life and jokes with you and sings a rap song.
Watch Video clip of Art-O-Matic here!
Download full script here Free.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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AxTrax on MP3
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| Performance Track $9.95 (without your part recorded, ready to perform live) |
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
"Art-O-Matic" is available as a $9.95 downloadable Mp3 Only. No CDs
Birthday Magic
Starts out with Birthday music that you do some warm up games with....then you draw a birthday cake with a face on the board and it dramatically comes to life, talks with you & sings to the birthday kid!
Watch a video clip of Birthday Magic.
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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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AxTrax on MP3
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
"Birthday Magic" is available as a $9.95 downloadable Mp3 Only. No CDs
Christmas Magic
Draw Santa, he jokes around & sings Christmas songs. We also include a very clever warm up routine drawing a Christmas tree on the board- to some great sound effects! Full of Christmas music and good cheer!
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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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AxTrax on MP3
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
Houdini Routine
You draw your hero Harry Houdini on the board and he comes to life! Funny routine includes a song "Who-Who-Who? Houdini!" and he does mind reading tricks with a surprise ending!
See video of Billy Wiz performing "Houdini" in England.
Here is a video of Parney the Pirate doing Houdini.
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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
Old Man Series
Click here for info on this puppet
Old MacDonald
We have a famous guest today! It's Old Mac Donald himself. Lots of old guy jokes and then he sings his famous song "Old Mac Donald had a Farm", but gets it all confused. Hey he's an OLD fellow! Give him a break! Very funny stuff!
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Aches and Pains
This old guy has MANY problems, and he let's you know about ALL of them. You try to help him and give him advice to see a Dr. Twice he breaks into a funny song "Aches and Pains". Finally he takes a pill (a great routine in itself) and he immediately thinks he's well! He shows off his stretching exercises and gets himself all twisted up into a ball!
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Very funny stuff! Great for school shows or anytime. You bring out a possum who is pretending to be asleep. He teaches you funny things about possums. You'll learn BIG words like "Marsupial" and have tons of fun doing it. It's educational in a very silly and fun routine!
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Possum Goes to Church
Great for church services, children or youth programs. This possum has been living in a tree outside the church listening thru the walls and learning! But he's misunderstood a great deal as you soon find out! He thinks he's heard about "Paul the Opossum" and other funny stuff.
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Chimp has Fleas! (Flea Circus intro)
A Chimp or Monkey puppet begins to talk with you and starts itching! You help by scratching and it develops into a very cool rap song. You find the flea on the monkey and everything is okay....you can now start your flea circus act.
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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free
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AxTrax on MP3
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| Music & SFX Only $9.95 (No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.) |
We are producing more AxTrax right now.....
Please take a moment and tell us what kinds of other routines, and for what Axtell Puppets, you would like us to produce.
Need Help Downloading an an AxTrax Mp3 file?
Here are the basics:
.mp3 is a compressed file format used for audio files
Even so, these are very large files - 3MB & up. 3 megabytes, that would be 3 million bytes or 3 thousand kilobytes. The files are so big because they are of good quality (128kbit stereo) and need to be for the HypnoDreams to be heard as they should be.
Check if you have enough hard drive space left to download these files!
Depending on the speed of your internet connection, it will take a while to download. It is NOT instant even with T1/DSL/Cable.
Your mp3 link is in your order confirmation. If you cannot right click and save Target inside your email, then paste the link address into a browser like Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox. Hit Enter. The browser should give you an option of opening the file or SAVING IT. SAVE IT - don't Open it in Itunes or other player.
INTERNET EXPLORER - Right click on the file link and "Save Target As" to your hard drive.
MOZILLA FIREFOX - Right click on the file link and "Save Link As" to your hard drive.
*REMEMBER where you put that file!
Some computers try to change the file type by re-naming the extension .mp3 to something else. Don't let them. If necessary, rename before downloading back to trackname.mp3 or change them back afterwards so that is the name of the file and extension on your computer. If you don't, audio programmes won't recognise the file type and say they cannot play them back!
Left clicking will probably launch an inbuilt programme on your computer such as RealAudio. This may play the track successfully (or it may not as it is being directly streamed from our server) but you can't save the file like that. Which means you can't listen to it anymore once you have shut down and have to download it all over again. Which is not a good thing ... Which is why we suggest you right click and save the file to YOUR computer first.
By purchasing these routines you have the right to perform the dialog and its musical components in live performances only. Not for use on television or on video productions without written permission.
Limited Warranty of 3 weeks to replace damaged media. No refunds on electronic media.
Dale R Carter
C&D Magic Productions
, I received Steve Axtell's NEW Axtrax CD for my Axtell Drawing Board. I've done ART-O-MATIC and yes its a good script but I was looking for one I could use that was more educational. This CD talks about, in a funny way, Harry Houdini. It's perfect for a library show, Daycare/Preschool children and your School Shows. It is well designed and easier to learn than ART-O-MATIC. The reactions of the kids are the same with most of the Axtrax CDs. Lots of surprises and laughter. Houdini even does a funny trick.
If you have already done ART-O-MATIC, than the transition to Houdini is easy.
I have "Walzing Matildia" (The simple easy to do dancing hank) and use it with the cloth and it adds to the end. It's a slight change enhancing the disappearance of Houdini. For the 14.95 Steve is asking, it is an inexpensive funny routine. If you don't do the drawing board, you are missing out on a great Kid Show routine. I love it, and highly recommend it.
